Fashions of an Alternate Universe
The fashionable elite of this alternate universe is usually seen bottomless, barefoot and restrained in public. A member of the highest social class can be recognized by her expensive high-security handcuffs.

Some fashions of this universe are irrational enough:

High heeled shoes. It's like wearing leg hobbles that not only limit your ability to move but also permanently ruin your feet.
Wearing both pants and a skirt. The whole point of a skirt is you don't need the pants. making calls of nature more conveniently handled.
The Fashions on an Alternate Universe are just weird in a different way and more to my tastes.